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I understand that Bob, heretofore referred to as
Seller, did forever assign, transfer, sell and acquit
to Tom, heretofore referred to as Buyer, in and for
the consideration of one and xx/100 Dollars US
($1.00), the following movable, to wit: ONE (1)
STANLEY California Claw Model Hammer.
I further submit that by mutual agreement, Dan
(as claimant) and Rhonda (as respondent) have
agreed to forever dissolve their matrimonial
regime, by default a community of acquets and
gains.
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