Pickup lines

Pickup lines

If lawyers wrote…
Pickup lines

Read the lawyer-like wording and then click to see the actual meaning!

In and for consideration of food stuffs, whether
tendered in the form of goods and/or services,
would you consider participating in mutual
osculation?
May I offer legal tender to this merchant in
exchange for an adult libation, which of course
I would then donate to you?
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